Gone are the days of Humphrey Bogart, slick cigarette and steely stare, smoke curling into greased back hair. The new heirs to the throne of masculinity are more suited to high chairs.
His wife wanted him to leave the toilet seat down, so he learned to pee sitting down. What a mensch! She tired of him and left him for a belligerent roofer
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