Satanic Temple band performs ‘abortion ritual’ in Hobby Lobby bathroom for ‘Sam Alito’s Mom’ music video

Satanic Planet, whose members include Satanic co-founder Lucien Greaves, released the video for its song “Sam Alito’s Mom,” in which a woman is seen going into Hobby Lobby’s bathroom to perform the ritual.

The video opens with a statement saying that “on Friday, March 13, 2026, a satanic abortion ritual was performed inside of a Hobby Lobby bathroom.” It cuts to numerous Christianity-related decor items the company sells, including a sign that reads “Jesus loves me, this I know,” with Jesus sitting in front of children.

The video states, “This is a destruction ritual that serves as a protective rite. Its purpose is to cast off the guilt when choosing to have an abortion. It serves to empower the patient against those with theocratic religious convictions. The ritual wards off the effects of unjust persecution, which can cause one to stray from the paths of scientific reasoning.”

The woman walks to the restroom, with the video going over the steps to the “ritual.” It states to find a “quiet space where you feel comfortable,” and says that the person needs “something that allows you to see your reflection.” It then goes on to say that the person needs a copy of the Satanic Temple’s third and fifth tenets and “the personal affirmation.”

“Immediately before taking the medication(s) to terminate your pregnancy, look at your reflection and take deep breaths.” The woman then takes the abortion medication. “After you have passed the embryo, return to your reflection. The religious abortion ritual is now complete.”

The video then shows the woman walking out of the Hobby Lobby, as the religious items in the store catch fire. “Your ability to choose to terminate a pregnancy is consistent with the ideals of liberty and freedom. Be proud of pursuing what you want for your life despite opposition,” the video states.

The video closes with a photo of the Supreme Court justices, with the words “a cruel Christian stunt, a culture war bomb. Dropped from the c*nt of Sam Alito’s mom” laid over their faces as it zooms in on Justice Samuel Alito.

The Satanic Temple is staunchly pro-abortion, taking on legal battles in recent years against states’ abortion laws in the wake of Roe v Wade being overturned. The group operates four telehealth abortion facilities across the country, with its latest opening in Maine on Trump’s birthday. The latest clinic is being called “President's Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic.”