TODAY'S HEADLINE
“I’m not a fan. But it’s weird when somebody gets one thing right, and the one thing almost clears them of all their other sins. The news is fake. He got that right."
"Some of these clickety-clack revolutionaries have never been in a f*cking gunfight, but some of us that grew up in the hood know what guns are like."
I thought I was informed until this news quiz humbled me. Only scored 4/10 on stories I swore I knew. Now I take it daily—my score went from embarrassing to impressive. See if you fare better.
"My DMs are full of pictures and videos of the moment that Charlie Kirk got shot. They're saying that I am next very soon."
“It doesn't change, it's just different slave owners.”
Days after winning the 2025 mayoral election, Wilson joined striking Starbucks workers and urged residents to boycott the hometown coffee giant.
"Over and Out Page. Massachusetts Jury did their rightful duty today. Karen's FREE," she posted with a heart emoji.
"That work identified a potential connection or correlation between fish mortality and localized portions of the bridge's cathodic protection system."
Wilson did not announce a gang-violence strategy, despite gang violence being at the center of the July Bite of Seattle mass shooting.
“This victory belongs to Granite Staters who believe the American Dream is worth fighting for. Now we take that fight straight to Maggie Goodlander.”
"Originally I felt as though she was guilty and she was criminally responsible for it," the juror said. "And maybe I still believe that in a certain way."
"It’s a shame Mayor Bass is afraid to come testify about her policies that have increased homelessness in Los Angeles and enabled a culture of corruption."
"This is the 5th Most Wanted Fraudster captured since the creation of the new list three months ago - and yet another high value target captured overseas," said FBI Dir. Kash Patel.
Trenton Alexander Van Zoeren, 19, of Creswell, pleaded not guilty at arraignment.
Hunter Biden, who previously expressed interest in being Gavin Newsom's running mate, may have his sights set on a bigger prize after wooing a billionaire supermarket mogul.
"The 1st Amendment cannot smuggle citizenship into a visa or a green card."
"PLAYING DJ KHALED'S 'ALL I DO IS WIN' ALLL DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Y'all better talk nice to me now."
"They've never bussed students to temples or churches. They said we must keep religion out of schools."
"This dangerous political 'experiment' in New York will destroy what was once a great City and State."
"As a mother, I did what I believed was necessary to protect not only my child, but other children as well. Instead of support, I was handed a prison sentence."
