Sophie Rebecca is sponsored by Nike.
"Imagine if the roles were reversed and a group of white, conservatives ambushed someone within the LGBTQ community..."
"Not gonna lie, I'm pretty glad I called it quits on the Mandalorian a few weeks ago," wrote the Critical Drinker.
Instead of Danny Zuko leading his T-Birds in the song the tune will be headed by a "gender nonconforming nonbinary trans" character named Cynthia.
"Because critics have a problem with Chris Pratt, the 'experts' have deemed the new Mario movie a D- even though audiences clearly love it."
The publisher hired a white writer to pen an essay and detail the book's "white supremacist" elements to avoid hiring a black writer and giving them the "emotional labour" of such a task.
Bud Light has printed cans with Mulvaney's likeness in celebration of Mulvaney pretending to be a girl for a full year.
"There’s a whole generation of people, kids, who are now going back to episodes of ‘Friends’ and find them offensive."
"We didn’t assign a gender at birth," explains one mother.
Photos and video from during the show reveal that a drag queen exposed his crotch to children in the audience, while encouraging them to give cash tips.
Amazon has apparently removed the “Trans Rights…Or Else” t-shirt that was briefly made available on their site.
"I await your answers with the liveliest interest," Rowling signed off.
"We’re already in a civil war, y’all. It’s a civil war of the mind. They’re messing with our minds. We’re already in it."
"If it wasn’t for them, we would be f*cked and it’s one of the beautiful things about the internet today."
"Do you know this is only going to make him more popular. It's like arresting Tupac. He's just gonna sell more records. Are you stupid?"