From the Editor's Desk
WNBA officially REJECTS Enes Kanter Freedom's eligibility for the draft, declares him a man despite his 'trans' claim
"Ladies and Gentlemen of America," Freedom said, "the moment you've all been waiting for! The WNBA has officially responded!"
Far-left agitators destroy MTA fare collection in NYC to 'Free Palestine'
"RIDE FREE, F*CK THE NYPD, AND FREE PALESTINE!"
Billy Crystal says he doesn't trust God after losing home to fire, Rob Reiner to murder, as new show set to premiere on Broadway
"Too many bad things have happened. The Earth is in bad shape. This is a weird, scary time. So, no, not anymore."
Justin Trudeau routinely CRIED during cabinet meetings, new book reveals
"Crying was routine at cabinet meetings," Freeland claims in "Unreliable Boyfriend: An Insider's View of Dealing with a Chaotic Superpower, Plutocrats and Other Complicated People."
Supreme Court denies appeal from Minnesota anti-ICE, Antifa agitator to be released pending trial
"The application for stay presented to Justice Kavanaugh and by him referred to the Court is denied."
The View's Sara Haines makes wild leap from Shane Gillis' gym shorts joke to alleged gang rape at Cornell University
"And what, as we're talking about this Cornell 7, I'm not saying a joke makes an assault, but it it makes it much easier to look at as another human as an object."
Dan Levy calls Shane Gillis a 'misogynist' for saying women 'dress like whores' at the gym in super short shorts
"Also I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now."
DSA demands Mamdani fire NYPD commish Jessica Tisch over ICE shooting
"We demand that Mayor Zohran Mamdani fire NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch and use every power available to him to drive ICE out of New York City."
BREAKING: Illegal alien criminal with gang ties shot, injured by ICE in New York City, protests ensue
"The individual who was shot is at a nearby hospital and is currently conscious and receiving medical attention."
'Orange Plague' Trump statue featured in exhibit in European Parliament
The European Parliament, in displaying the work, has chosen to join the artist in his "attack" on the American president.
Chinese Haverford prof of religion posed as MAGA anon to cyberstalk, harass, dox Jewish colleague, family
"Run. Flee. Leave. Blurring your home on google map and installing a security camera next to your mailbox won't help."
Cornell Health promotes porn, sex toys, group sex to students in 'Pleasure' manuals—only boundary is consent
The document from Cornell Health encourages sex as "a fun way to wake up in the morning" or "a terrific study break."
BREAKING: University of Chicago attempts to CANCEL Tim Pool, Jack Posobiec event but BACKS DOWN after backlash
"Your event might be, as the terminology goes 'controversial.'"
Activists vandalize Cornell admin building over Jane Doe rape allegations
The vandalism followed a Sunday night demonstration in "solidarity with victims of sexual violence," where women said they were all Jane Doe.
Dems plan to 'lower costs' for Americans by 'raising taxes'
CBS News did not ask Mark Kelly about fraud.
