The troll account duping numerous mainstream media journalists had 10 followers at the time of posting.
"The real problem is that our leaders are dumb. Dumb, so dumb," he said, "and they so far allowed him to get away with this travesty, this assault on humanity," he said.
"First, we commit to ensuring that selected Russian banks are removed from the SWIFT messaging system. This will ensure that these banks are disconnected from the international financial system and harm their ability to operate globally," the joint statement reads.
"These people live and they want to fight," Levin said of Ukrainian nationals. "They should have arms to kill as many of these bastards as they possibly can."
"I believe that love is the answer, but you ought to own a handgun just in case," Kennedy said.
CBC News spoke to a clinical psychologist who said that downtown Ottawa residents hearing "phantom honking" are experiencing "mild trauma."
"Frankly, I think closing their embassy in the United States, kicking every Russian student out of the United States … should … be on the table..." Swalwell said on "CNN Newsroom."
62 percent of Americans believe Putin would not have invaded Ukraine had Trump still been in office, the poll found.
"It went great. So good to see so many people aiming up in their personal and social lives," Peterson tweeted. "Thanks Boston."
The Babylon Bee is satire, not news. It peddles comedy, and not any actual information at all. This would make it hard for it to be a "disinformation" site.
"We must continue to ensure that no student in Virginia is taught to judge or treat others differently solely on the basis of their race, skin color, ethnicity, sex or faith," Superintendent of Public Instruction Jillian Barlow said.
"Tonight the Jucep team decided to temporarily remove the word p**tine from its trademark in order to express, in its own way, its profound dismay at the situation in Ukraine."
"Directly at these hours, the parties are consulting about the place and time of the negotiation process," a spokesperson for Zelensky stated.
The intelligence that US officials gave the Chinese was then passed along to the Kremlin to give Putin an advance warning.
"No one expected the sanctions to prevent anything from happening," Biden said.