Whoopi Goldberg would vote Biden even if he 'pooped his pants'

Whoopi Goldberg told The View on Monday morning that she would vote Joe Biden into another term in office even if "he pooped his pants" or "can't put a sentence together." Neither of these things, she said, are evidence that he can't do his job. 

"I don't care if he's pooped his pants, I don't care if he can't put a sentence together, show me can't do the job and I'll say 'okay maybe it's time to go,'" she said. Apparently neither of those things are indicators of an inability to lead the United States of America either until November or through the next presidential election in 2028. Other celebs, such as Stephen King, have backed Biden's removal.

"Now he had a bad night the first time he went out and debated with Kamala Harris and everybody wanted him to quit then," she said. 

"I have poopy days all the time," said the talk show host and comedian. "All the time, I step in so much poo you can't even imagine. Now I'm not running the world," she clarified, "but I don't know anybody who doesn't step in stuff, so I'm just simply saying there are two debates, and if he can't do what he needs to do with the second debate I'll join any crew that says to get rid of him.

"But loyalty, to me, if you are doing the job," she went on, "I might not like everything that you're doing, I don't like it all, but I'm gonna stand behind you like those guys stand behind the guy who should of been the person people were talking about, saying 'yeah Biden had a bad day but this guy couldn't tell the truth if it split his lip."

The audience laughed at her attempt at humor. "The question now is," she continued, "because lots of Democrats are coming out and saying try someone else, but we try to do that with DT, that's my new way of describing him, when we said listen he shouldn't be on the ballot, everyone said no no no, the people chose him, we can't take him off the ballot. Well I don't see how people think it's gonna be any easier to take Biden off the ballot."

Democrats staged efforts in many states to remove Trump from the ballot but were prevented from doing so by the Supreme Court. They claimed he was an insurrectionist, using a constitutional amendment designed to prevent Confederate officials from attaining federal office. In Biden's case, he would have to be removed using the 25th amendment or by stepping aside of his own volition.