Offspring will be doing this "just to piss off a bunch of dimwitted bigots who fear what they don't understand."
Sophie Rebecca is sponsored by Nike.
"Imagine if the roles were reversed and a group of white, conservatives ambushed someone within the LGBTQ community..."
"Not gonna lie, I'm pretty glad I called it quits on the Mandalorian a few weeks ago," wrote the Critical Drinker.
Instead of Danny Zuko leading his T-Birds in the song the tune will be headed by a "gender nonconforming nonbinary trans" character named Cynthia.
"Because critics have a problem with Chris Pratt, the 'experts' have deemed the new Mario movie a D- even though audiences clearly love it."
The publisher hired a white writer to pen an essay and detail the book's "white supremacist" elements to avoid hiring a black writer and giving them the "emotional labour" of such a task.
Bud Light has printed cans with Mulvaney's likeness in celebration of Mulvaney pretending to be a girl for a full year.
"There’s a whole generation of people, kids, who are now going back to episodes of ‘Friends’ and find them offensive."
"We didn’t assign a gender at birth," explains one mother.
Photos and video from during the show reveal that a drag queen exposed his crotch to children in the audience, while encouraging them to give cash tips.
Amazon has apparently removed the “Trans Rights…Or Else” t-shirt that was briefly made available on their site.
"I await your answers with the liveliest interest," Rowling signed off.
"We’re already in a civil war, y’all. It’s a civil war of the mind. They’re messing with our minds. We’re already in it."
"If it wasn’t for them, we would be f*cked and it’s one of the beautiful things about the internet today."