Harris promised amnesty for millions of illegal immigrants currently in the US.
"Like I don't know if you guys know this, but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it's called Puerto Rico."
53% of Americans are having such high anxiety over the election that they are avoiding even talking about it.
The announcement comes as the Harris campaign looks to appeal to young male voters via gambling, pornography, and video games.
"I think part of the reason why I'm being pushed towards Trump so strongly is I find that the Democrats and the left keep going straight to Hitler all the time with everything."
"Mainstream media figures now act as paid operatives for the Democratic Party."
Harris claimed she had her own “Veep”-like moment while working in Washington but appeared to be describing a fan-favorite episode of The West Wing.
Trump quipped, "how would you like to play this guy," gesturing toward The Undertaker. "He decides to transition, I don’t think we’d have to worry, but this would not be pleasant."
“I only have my pen, I'll throw it at the occupation soldiers if they invade even if it's the last thing I do.”
"Our community deserves to be protected from a suspect who commits these violent acts.”
"So you’re not Joe Biden, you’re not Donald Trump, but nothing comes to mind that you would do differently."
"Am I also strong enough, or even constructed in such a way where I say, ‘this is too far.’ I don't know that I am.”
One of the featured speakers was the editor of the embattled Palestine Chronicle, whose journalist was revealed to be a Hamas terrorist holding Israelis hostages in his family home in Gaza for 8 months.
The CDC recommends that schools create more "inclusive activities," such as "providing mental health and other health service referrals that are inclusive of students with LGTBQ+ identities."
"What our opponents have never understood is that our movement has never been about me," the 45th president told his supporters. "It's been about you."