Pamper Baby speaks at TPUSA Pick up the Mic event at UT San Antonio Screenshot/X
A student went to a Turning Point USA Pick Up the Mic event at the University of San Antonio and when her turn came to speak to Christian Collins, she read a poem to celebrate the assassination of TPUSA founder Charlie Kirk. She also said Collins was “brave” for “being out here” on campus “you know, no protection, no nothing, no like neck brace, or…” Kirk was shot on campus in Sept. 2025 and died when an assassin’s bullet pierced his neck.
The young woman stepped up to the mic with her phone and a pink Starbucks drink and introduced herself by saying “I go by Pamper Baby. Yeah. Okay. So I took a Plan B, and I’m an immigrant, this — like feeling kind of guilty. So I wanted to read a poem that I actually wrote. I was like, I don’t know, felt a little.”
“But do you have a question though?” Collins asked. The girl did not, but read her poem as well as announcing an event to further denigrate the memory of Charlie Kirk and conservative values of faith and family.
“No, I just wanted to share,” she said. “I felt like, you know, freedom of speech. I wanted to share a poem I wrote for everybody.
“It was the night before the Kirkiversary, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The flags were hung proudly. The memes all on deck, as we solemnly remembered a shot to the neck. The podcast fell silent. The hot takes grew wary. For tomorrow, dear friends, is the great Kirkiversary.
“So I'll see everyone at the Squirt for Kirk. We're hosting that also on October 10th. I'll see y'all there to BYOE. You know, vaccines included, sh*t's free. See y'all there. That's all.”
“Are you, are you happy with yourself now? I mean, I think that was just,” Collins said.
“Baby, I’m thrilled,” she said of her derivative verse. “Yeah, well, I mean, you’re brave for being out here. You know, no protection, no nothing, no like neck brace, or…” “I’ll pray for you,” Collins said.
Kirk was assassinated on Sept. 10, 2025 and while millions have mourned his loss, others have used the brutal killing of the husband and father to mock and demean conservatives and their values. Kirk was outspoken on the importance of faith and family formation, encouraging young people like this Starbucks-swilling poseur poetess to be their best selves, to honor God, and to pursue the fullness of life, not perpetual adolescence, careerism, and death.
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