The Post Millennial
BREAKING: Elon Musk says he’s confident Neuralink device ready for humans
“We are now confident that the Neuralink device is ready for humans, so timing is a function of working through the FDA approval process.”
BREAKING: Elon Musk meets with Tim Cook at Apple HQ after App Store threat
This meeting comes after Apple threatened to remove the Twitter app from their App Store and Elon Musk threatened to work around the App Store's 30 percent cut by only offering Twitter outside of said App Store.
12 Republicans vote with Senate Democrats to pass bill legalizing same-sex marriage
The legislation is expected to pass in the House of Representatives during the final days of Democratic control of the chamber before heading to President Joe Biden's desk, who has pledged to sign it into law.
Gay Huffington Post contributor arrested for making threats against Atlanta LGBTQ nightclub
The social media posts circulated around Atlanta's gay community prior to the club's call to police. Employees at the club told police that "they observed threatening remarks made towards their establishment on social media."
Notorious non-binary drag queen nuclear official from Biden admin BUSTED at airport stealing woman's luggage
Brinton has been charged with felony theft of a movable property without consent, which could result in a $10,000 fine, a five-year sentence, or both.
BREAKING: Virginia Democrat Congressman Donald McEachin dies at the age of 61
“We are all devastated at the passing of our boss and friend, Congressman Donald McEachin. Valiantly, for years now, we have watched him fight and triumph over the secondary effects of his colorectal cancer from 2013."
Dean of Trinity College says Jesus Christ could have been transgender
Heath's supposition was based on his observation that the Renaissance and Medieval paintings showing the wound on Christ's side looked like female genitalia.
Alyssa Milano ditches her Tesla to protest Elon Musk, buys car from company founded by Hitler
There is no evidence at all that Musk espouses to racist principles of white supremacy, but there is plenty of evidence that Volkswagen was founded by Hitler.
Colombian judge suspended after appearing half naked during Zoom court hearing
During the virtual court hearing on whether a man charged in a 2021 car bombing should be granted bail, 34-year-old judge Vivian Polanía, who is known for sharing NSFW photos on her Instagram page, can be seen lying in bed, half-awake while smoking a cigarette.
BREAKING: Disgraced IDW figure Sam Harris DELETES his Twitter account
It appears that Elon Musk restoring free speech to Twitter was just too much for poor Harris, a once respected man whose Trump Derangement Syndrome led him to celebrate censorship of the free press.
NY man dies after being surrounded by 30 bikers and ATVs during carjacking—no arrests made
"He's our gentle giant, he was six foot seven, but a person that was a de-escalator, not a person that was aggressive towards anybody. He was a mentor to all his participants and everybody that he knew and loved."
Biden's deputy director of Dept. of Education claims democracy, 'fatphobia' based on white supremacy
"F*ck yes. Fatphobia is real. The 'ideal' weight, shape & look is white supremacy baked into our everyday lives. I’m so over it. We deserve more than diets."
BREAKING: Colorado Club Q shooting suspect is non-binary, uses 'they/them' pronouns: attorneys
In documents obtained by The New York Times, attorneys list Aldrich as "Mx. Anderson Aldrich," and refer to Aldrich as "they."
BREAKING: Bolsonaro files official court challenge to annul Brazil's election
Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro has launched a challenge to the presidential election he recently lost to Lula da Silva, arguing that there are votes from some machines that should be "invalidated."
BREAKING: Arizona AG’s Elections Integrity Unit demands response from Maricopa County over election delays, failures
These complaints included first-hand, witness accounts of alleged improprieties that led the Elections Integrity Unit to become concerned that Maricopa County was not in "lawful compliance with Arizona election law."