Senator Chuck Schumer described the event as an "all-hands-on-deck moment for Congress."
His agent contacted the Jets after star QB Aaron Rodgers suffered a season-ending injury, however they were reportedly not interested.
Prosecutors concluded they "cannot establish beyond a reasonable doubt that any of these City of Seattle employees had a criminal intent to destroy public records."
"It’s time for the media to ramp up its scrutiny of House Republicans for opening an impeachment inquiry based on lies."
“The board of Fox Corporation took a massive risk in pursuing profits by perpetuating and peddling known falsehoods."
"It would be counterintuitive to the business."
Police announced Wednesday morning that they had finally apprehended 34-year-old Danelo Cavalcante.
The cancellation of yet another late author.
"My duty to uphold and defend the constitutional rights of every citizen takes precedence."
Clinton Monroe Ellis-Gilmore was allegedly seen publicly masturbating for "approximately one hour."
"I do think now is the time to get your mask ready if you don't already have them," she declared.
"I put some lube on and got him on his knees..."
“There haven’t been many positive things going on in this whole area down here,” he said, referencing a string of violent crimes targeting Asian Americans in their South Seattle homes.
"Rebel News just crushed Steven Guilbeault in the Federal Court of Canada," Levant said.
"I would be, of course, using a bloodhound," Chapman said.